ANNUAL BORING CONFERENCE ANNOUNCES LINE-UP

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Possible Guest Speaking – Most Boring Politician
Those of a nervous disposition should consider themselves warned under section 49, paragraph 2 of the Health and Safety Act
The Boring Conference, the annual event devoted to an acceptance of the mundane, will take place this Saturday, May 31st, at Conway Hall, 25 Red Lion Square, London WC1R 4RL.  The event will start at 10am.

Topics covered this year will include:
Domestic Ink Jet Printers c.1999
Episodes of You Bet
German Film Titles
Ice Cream Van chimes
Pothole Gardening
How to Cook elaborate meals with the equipment found in Hotel bedrooms
Similarities between 198 of the world’s National Anthems
Comic Sans
James Ward, conference organiser, said: “Many will of course recognize May 31st as the culmination of Week of Solidarity With The People of Non-Self-Governing Territories.  I had hoped to avoid this unfortunate clash but I expect that some will feel that they’ve had their fill of non-self governing events by the end of the week and will attend nonetheless.”
Layout of the hall will be the classic Balmoral arrangement: two blocks of seats, arranged in rows, with an aisle down the centre.
A limited number of spaces will be available for media.  These will be allocated on a first come, first served basis, unless, of course, a better subsequent offer is made.
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Note: the inventor of Comic Sans will deliver the presentation on Comic Sans